derseking: peaches-geldof: why do all the grunge blogs use these ☠ ✡ ✌ ✞ ☥ ☪ ☯ ❀ ☺ are they like medals to show how much you’ve grunged soft grunge gym badges
augustuswtrs: artistic-therapist: augustuswtrs: people who call vaginas ‘vajayjay’ you think you got problems my sister calls them ‘vajigglyjags’
isn’t it weird to think there’s so much pressure on you to get into a good school and be good looking and make lots of money and get married and have kids when eventually you’re just going to die and be left in the ground in darkness forever while worms eat your skin and nothing you did even mattered at all
exp0rted: we all have that one follower who we want to sexually destroy
givingblowjobs: if you’re hot and you follow me first, i expect to see a message with your phone number and the date and time that you’re gonna pick me up so we can fuck
mrpaulino: Cheating on anyone is deeper than people realize, it destroys their outlook on love, their future relationships, and peace within themselves.
talaem: “don’t be shy” thanks u cured me
vixen7: featheredfriend: charminglyantiquated: One Halloween my sister stayed home to pass out candy and she told each kid they could take one piece and leave or sing and dance and take a handful. So some did things like twinkle twinkle little star and one or two did a weird little jig thing and then this one kid went through the entire Bohemian Rhapsody, word-perfect and she just tipped...
trillow: how much do islands cost i want one
kenzis: so apparently kevin rudd changed his stance on gay marriage because of ‘a personal journey’ kev got the d
katyissuperwholocked: superwhoavengehobbitpotterlock: You are allowed to drink when you’re 16. You are allowed in clubs when you’re 18. You receive free education. You receive economic support while studying. You enjoy free hospitalization. You’ll be correctly informed by objective news channels.
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.